the duchy of hetkettle trophish

is how many galactic doorways are located in australia, canada, and new zealand.

this forces aliens to take the form of lightly-pigmented humans to fit in, despite the high frequency of pigmentation among anglophones, even as the population near the original gateways in southern california mixes toward humanity’s general color.

don’t blame the aliens; blame the unions.

•ps. see how much quicker we swallow distinction when it is flagged with the face.

i don’t think i can win an argument against someone on it. i can never be that pretty.